Inventor Le Trung spent Christmas Day with the most important woman in his life [I smell fail...] - his robot Aiko [... yep. EPIC FAIL].
The science genius enjoyed a festive dinner with his mum, dad and his £30,000 fembot which he designed and built by hand.
Le, 34, from Brampton, Ontario, Canada, even bought gifts for his dream girl [digital scooby snacks anyone?], who is so lifelike she speaks fluent English and Japanese, helped cook the turkey [ROLF!] and hang up decorations.
'Aiko is like any woman, she enjoys getting new clothes,' he said [!@$@DOUBLE ROLF!].
'I loved buying them for her too.' [3x multiplier ROLF!!!11!!21]
Le, who built his first robot when he was four [RESPEK!], has dedicated his life to creating the perfect humanoid and his success [O RLY?] so far with Aiko has won him worldwide attention.
Aiko, whose name is Japanese for 'love-child' has an amazing artificial intelligence and can speak 13,000 different sentences in two languages
'Aiko can recognise faces and says hello to anyone she has met,' he said.
'She helps me pick what to have for dinner and knows what drinks I like.' [OK, now this is just getting fucking pathetic. He was going along a straight path until his robotics turned into MOMMYotics. "MOMMY, what should I eat? Is din din ready yet mommy?" BETA SLAVE SCIENTIST AT HIS WORST RIGHT HERE.]
After Christmas dinner and opening her presents, Aiko joined in the festive tradition of quizzes and board games with the family [4x mulitplier ROFL!!!! 1up!!].
But Le still has one thing on his Christmas wish list for Aiko - mastering the problem [OXYMORAN] of how to make her walk.
He said: 'It is the most difficult thing for any inventor to do. [NO shit sherlock! Inventors dont fucking wish for things! you pathetic ass gook of a looking sex offender!]
'The problem is finding a way for Aiko to walk that looks human-like without impacting on any of her other abilities. [He should just make the bitch crawl seductively everywhere is what he should do llol.]
'I have spent the last six months taking her apart [Oh I bet you have you stud you.] and trying out lots of different systems, but I haven't been able to get it right yet.
'I'm working on some new software at the moment. It will be my New Year's resolution to do this for Aiko.' [FAIL. BETA BACTERIA ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS AND NEVER FOR THEMSELVES. EPIC FAIL FOR DOING THIS FOR A FUCKING FEMBOT! A FEMBOT! OH LAAAAWWWWWWDDDDYYYY!]
But Le still has one thing on his Christmas wish list for Aiko - mastering the problem [OXYMORAN] of how to make her walk.
He said: 'It is the most difficult thing for any inventor to do. [NO shit sherlock! Inventors dont fucking wish for things! you pathetic ass gook of a looking sex offender!]
'The problem is finding a way for Aiko to walk that looks human-like without impacting on any of her other abilities. [He should just make the bitch crawl seductively everywhere is what he should do llol.]
'I have spent the last six months taking her apart [Oh I bet you have you stud you.] and trying out lots of different systems, but I haven't been able to get it right yet.
'I'm working on some new software at the moment. It will be my New Year's resolution to do this for Aiko.' [FAIL. BETA BACTERIA ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS AND NEVER FOR THEMSELVES. EPIC FAIL FOR DOING THIS FOR A FUCKING FEMBOT! A FEMBOT! OH LAAAAWWWWWWDDDDYYYY!]
[The dumb gook nigger even bought IT gifts! FAILLOFLECOPTER!!!!]
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HOLD ON, I KNOW THAT FACE!
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Forget the signs of mental destabilization (particularly that of a sex offender), READ HIS EYES...
YEEEssssss! YYYESSSSS!! I know that look! Those empty lil slanty gweedy eyes. The eyes of a niggwa who looks like he made it by cheating nature. Eyes that say, "I made something for myself, and yet something is not right?"....
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Le has built up huge debts working on his fembot and is still trying to find a technology company to sponsor [YES! BEG FOR WELFARE!] his research.
But in the meantime he has had to move back in with his parents [FATALITY!!! YOU LOSE! GAME OVER!] and they will all be spending the festive period and New Year together. [5x multiplier ROFL!!!!]
'My family found it a bit odd at first, but now they all love Aiko,' said Le. [Crying on floor laughing!!!!]
'My mum and dad chat away to her. It helps by talking to her, as it improves her vocabulary.'
Le suffered a heart attack two years ago caused by stress after working long hours on Aiko. [OH SWEEET BABY JEEBBUS!!! BLESS YOU!]
As he recovered [DAMN!] he vowed to complete her so he could market the prototype as a home-help for the elderly or people recovering from hospital treatment. [YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. You and I both know his ingenuity with robotics changed when he realized he couldnt get himself scooby snacks from real women thus leading him towards a turn for the worse as his rbotics ideas turned to fembotics. He didnt want to fucking help the sick and elderly. He wanted to help himself but in the worst ways imaginable via digital scooby snacks!]
But in the meantime he has had to move back in with his parents [FATALITY!!! YOU LOSE! GAME OVER!] and they will all be spending the festive period and New Year together. [5x multiplier ROFL!!!!]
'My family found it a bit odd at first, but now they all love Aiko,' said Le. [Crying on floor laughing!!!!]
'My mum and dad chat away to her. It helps by talking to her, as it improves her vocabulary.'
Le suffered a heart attack two years ago caused by stress after working long hours on Aiko. [OH SWEEET BABY JEEBBUS!!! BLESS YOU!]
As he recovered [DAMN!] he vowed to complete her so he could market the prototype as a home-help for the elderly or people recovering from hospital treatment. [YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. You and I both know his ingenuity with robotics changed when he realized he couldnt get himself scooby snacks from real women thus leading him towards a turn for the worse as his rbotics ideas turned to fembotics. He didnt want to fucking help the sick and elderly. He wanted to help himself but in the worst ways imaginable via digital scooby snacks!]
Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion.
Aiko, whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 [:)] figure.
She has real silicone skin [OXYMORAN. I bet her pussy juice is ORGANIK too huh.] and a real-hair wig [CHristt all mighty!] made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled. [I taught her that ;)]
'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,'said Le. [Wahohoho you animal you!]
'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. [OMFNOSTRADOMUS!!! LOLTOHELL!] She has all senses except for smell.
'But Aiko is always helpful and never complains. She is the perfect woman to have around at Christmas.' [Awwww, so cute]
How many of you have acted on this surging fountain of informational power which drenches you lil bitty fur coat and whiskers like a porn actress shooting a cumshot scene???
You all are CHILDREN of men. Just kittens on their first day of kindergarten. Such information can and only has been grasped by the minds of GODS or CREATORS of their own worlds like the members of Ordo Altair (Lucifer, zeromessiah, komar, etc. etc.).
