My Brother the Pig is a 1999 adventure movie, directed by Erik Fleming and starring Scarlett Johansson, Judge Reinhold, Alex D. Linz and Eva Mendes.After moving a mysterious book, a boy is transformed into a pig. In a dangerous and crazy adventure, the boy and his sister leave for Mexico to try to undo the witchcraft before their parents return from a trip."If you act like an animal, you just may become one!"
LOL.
So I watched this shitty movie (its low quality simply being a guise to deliver an extremely important message) air two nights ago on television. You all definately need to watch this, as it slaps around the future swine flu event about one's cheek mercilessly. The allegory is so fucking obvious, that its hilarious! So, pretty much to sum it all up, Eva Mendes plays a HAWT babysitter to the HAWT lil snobby stuck up Scarlett Johansen, whose little prankster brother ends up horsing around with the wrong shit and turns into a PIG! Random huh? No. So they all take a road trip to MEXICO in search of Eva's grandma to cure this pig. While in her hometown in MEXICO, the pig finds itself trapped in a butcher's pig pen. Randomly, the butcher begins to sneeze alot and no real attention is put onto this 'minor' detail in the movie. As you can already guess, he has the FLU, or SWINE FLU. A great homage to the OCCULTATION is seen towards the end when the grandma cures george the pig under a full moon whose light must pass through the EYE of PIG MOUNTAIN. lol.
Remember, this premiered back in 1999.
Oh and remember to look out for the allegory of the avian flu as well, when the butcher is seen sneezing.
Avian Flu + Swine Flu = FALL 2009 BACILLLUS INFERNUS!!!FTMFW!!!!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Disney World monorail crash kills driver
There were eight people on board at the time, the Orange County Sheriff's Office said.
A second employee was taken to a hospital to be checked; the six guests -- members of a single family -- were evaluated by paramedics at the scene and released. Disney World officials said none of the seven was injured.
Authorities identified the driver as Austin Wuennenberg, a senior at Stetson University studying computer science.
"It's a terrible day for us," said Mike Griffin, Disney's vice president for public affairs. "Our hearts go out to to Austin and his family."
A statement from Wuennenberg's family said, "He always enjoyed his work at Disney, and especially enoyed his work as a monorail pilot. He has many great friends who he has positively influenced; everyone will truly miss this dynamic young man."
The theme park is working with county authorities and the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration in the investigation.
"The safety of our cast and our guests is legendary and it's our top priority," Griffin said. Disney World calls its employees "cast members."
The monorail was shut after the accident, Griffin said.
Images from the scene showed the front car of a train badly damaged where it hit the other train at a station.
July 5, 2009 Post-Tribune staff report
MERRILLVILLE — Several people were reported injured late Saturday when a pedestrian bridge at Hidden Lake Park collapsed, sending at least 100 people into the water below after the annual fireworks show.
Details were incomplete late Saturday but dive teams from Porter and Lake counties were called in to search the water. Divers arrived at the park around 11 p.m. As many as 11 people were missing late Saturday, according to emergency personnel at the scene.
At least 20 ambulances and more than 50 emergency vehicles were summoned amid what appeared to be confusion caused in part by the large number of vehicles that impeded rescue operations.
At least two people were seriously injured, officials said.
A human chain in the water was set up to search for potential victims but nobody was located.
“We were walking across, and everybody just stopped ... we heard two snaps, and we all went in the water,” said Seth Argullin, 29, of Merrillville.
The crowds had gathered at the park for the fireworks display and were leaving just after 10 p.m.
Emergency vehicles were hampered in rescue operations because of the crowd, police reported on radio. At least one helicopter was dispatched to provide lighting.
The park is at 63rd Avenue and Broadway in Merrillville.
Lake Ridge and Crown Point provided mutual aid for Merrillville fire protection. Northbound Broadway was shut down during the rescue operation.
The wooden suspension bridge is wide enough to accommodate vehicles. It was not known what caused its collapse.
Reports suggested at least two of the victims suffered broken bones.
St. Mary Medical Center in Hobart, The Methodist Hospitals in Merrillville and Saint Anthony Medical Center in Crown Point accepted the injured.
What is the matter with those bridges?Quarantine?
ReplyDeleteyes solid snake, that is large part of it. conditioning mainly. its like I Am Legend, and the Batman movie before the dark knight where they shut off the bridge or somethin. People need to get used to having their bridge systems cut off from them escaping the big cities.
ReplyDeleteWhen quarantine needs to take place, the people must be able to see the gov't demolish their bridges, point, and say to themselves, "This looks like a movie!"
True.
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Kick ass find brother Dante, this movie review of yours sounds interesting, i'll purchase the DVD...
ReplyDeleteExcellent post overall! Cheers.
Very true insight indeed on things Dante. You've always had you wonderful ways to linking things together for the bigger picture of things to come. Make everyone think it is a movie turn "real life" that is why reality TV show is still the main theme of a lot of TV show out there still. You won't get the same surprise emotion out of them if this event ever happen for real. Like fear we no longer are fearful of just a little showing of blood in movies, we want blood flowing and pouring out like a river after a very heavy rain storm.
ReplyDeleteGreat work you have been doing.
~DeKn~
Dante, I just saw this episode of In Plain Sight. A bridge architect goes to trial as a witness saying that the company changed his bridge design and that's why it collapsed and killed people.
ReplyDeleteAs the episode goes on, he figures out that it really WAS his fault because there was a critical assumption that was incorrect. And he used that assumption for all 26 bridges he designed. At the end, he blows up one of his bridges with himself on it.
26 bridges... 26 letters to the alphabet. Alphabet song is one of the first songs we learn as kids. Kid's song... "London bridge is falling down...." :)
Episode recap:
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/inplainsight/theshow/episodeguide/episodes/s2_duplicatebridge/index.html
At some point after the guy kills himself, one guy says, "You shed your failures like a raincoat." Too much code!! Too much code!! It's everywhere!
EXCELLENT find Jacques.
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